Gumbyware Internotional
"With 37% Less Substance than the Average Dot Com!"

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At first glance, Gumbyware might look just like any other Net company, with:

No products.
No revenue.
No track record.

What sets Gumbyware apart from all those other dot-coms? In addition to the essential features already mentioned, Gumbyware has:

No business plan.
No funding.
No physical business premises.
No graphics on the home page.
A machine shop, conveniently located 300 attoparsecs from galactic headquarters.
The only mention on the Web of the term "Pickle spaniel."
Now with clickless ordering!

If this isn't enough to persuade you to invest, what does it take, huh?

Gumbyware.com is located on the floor under a desk in a house in Sunnyvale, California, USA.

Staff

Eric J. Wilner, Eclectical Engineer
Aratinga S. Bird, Office Ornament

Incidentally, a "pickle spaniel" is one of the many small dogs used in Rube Goldberg's contraptions. Another popular component is the ten-pound biscuit.

See the source code for the clickless order-generator here.

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Proposition 65 Notice

Gumbyware.com is hosted on a server which contains substances known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.